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I hate beards. I went out with a guy who had one and told him so. He disappeared in the bathroom for 20 minutes and to my shock returned clean shaven. I couldn't finish my dinner so I took it to go. When I got home I opened the container and he had put is beard hair in my eggplant Parmesan. HS!

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July 26, 2009 at 10:48 pm by Anonymous in - 2) Worst Date

I picked up this girl and she had a huge mole on the tip of her nose but she was really pretty. I couldn't help myself and blurted out i hate to be nosy (get it ha ha..) but why don't you have it removed..she responded by kicking me in the nether-region..it hurt..i guess we weren't as close as i thought..i cannot have kids now. HS!

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September 7, 2009 at 1:23 pm by Anonymous in - 4) Break Ups

I was worried when I was told the girl I was being set-up with has a "great personality". Boy was I surprised when I showed up to her house, she opened the door and she. was. HOT. . . . :( Turns out "great personality" still means "looks like a horse" . . . that HOTtie . . . was her mother . . .

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October 22, 2009 at 4:03 pm by Anonymous in - 1) First Date

I went on a date with a girl from a Jewish on-line dating site. I very excited to finally meet the girl who seemed to have so many things in common with me. Unfortunately, there was one thing we did not have in common. She seemed to have gained 35 pounds from her profile picture on-line, while I did not. I am still dating her and she is still fat.

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August 4, 2009 at 10:02 pm by Anonymous in - 2) Worst Date

I always considered myself pretty smart with the ladies. I had it down to a science. I knew when to call, how long a date should be, the right things to say etc. Following my rules, I waited a week after our first date before I called her. When I called her mother answered & told me she was hit by a car four days ago and they were sitting Shiva. HS!

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August 3, 2009 at 9:53 am by Anonymous in - 5) Playing The Game