Submit Shidduch

I have a severe clown phobia. Always have. I had been dating this guy for almost a year. One night he decided to propose. At around midnight there was a knock on the door that woke me up. I opened the door and standing on my porch were ten singing clowns and my boyfriend on his knees. I scream then fainted breaking my jaw on the cement. HS!

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February 18, 2010 at 5:42 pm by Anonymous in - 6) Engagements

I was dating this guy from Mexico for a few months when he asked me to marry him. I quickly said "yes" as I thought I was in love. He looked shocked. I asked why and he said, "you are the first girl to say 'yes' since I got to the United States and have been trying to get a green card. HS!

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February 15, 2010 at 2:16 pm by Anonymous in - 6) Engagements

I had been dating this guy for six months when one night he got on one knee and asked me to marry him. The only problem was that when he asked me he called my by his ex-girlfriends name. HS!

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September 8, 2009 at 9:06 pm by Anonymous in - 6) Engagements

I got engaged to my boyfriend and on the night we got engaged he gave me a plastic toy ring from one of those supermarket toy machines. I thought that was so cute, knowing of course he would be replacing it with a real diamond ring. He never did! HS!

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August 24, 2009 at 10:04 pm by Anonymous in - 6) Engagements

As a joke, my boyfriend had his best friend propose to me as a prequel to him proposing to me. Unfortunately for my boyfriend, I said yes. I am now married to his best friend. HS!

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August 16, 2009 at 2:14 am by Anonymous in - 6) Engagements

I got engaged! Then I found out he was married. HS!

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August 13, 2009 at 3:05 am by Anonymous in - 6) Engagements

I was so excited about my proposal plan. I set it up to do it at a Major League baseball game, live on the JumboTron. When the time came, I got on one knee in front of 50,000 fans and using a planted microphone I asked the question. To my heartbreak she said "no" and then enraged me and the crowd when she added "& I actually love your brother." HS!

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August 9, 2009 at 9:28 pm by Anonymous in - 6) Engagements

I was once engaged to this girl who before we got engaged she said she loved me no matter what and money did not matter. She said she would eat out of Tuna cans our whole marriage if it meant being with me. Yet, when I gave her the ring she said "only two carats?". HS!

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August 3, 2009 at 11:24 am by Anonymous in - 6) Engagements

I was once engaged and broke it off. I wanted to get the ring back, but the girl refused. I broke into her house mission impossible style and stole it back. I also took her favorite unicorn statuette (one of the many reasons it did not work out) as payback. HS!

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August 3, 2009 at 9:56 am by Anonymous in - 6) Engagements

My boyfriend had me kidnapped and I was held for twelve hours in a cold basement. Then he swoops into to save me and asks me to marry him telling me the kidnap was an elaborate engagement stunt. Needless to say I did not marry him and I had him arrested. HS!

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July 28, 2009 at 11:36 pm by Anonymous in - 6) Engagements