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Best line to say to a perspective spouse. "Them some nice child bearing hips you got there." Works every time on the hotel lobby circuit.

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March 2, 2010 at 9:50 am by Anonymous in - 5) Playing The Game

Thinks its a joke that there is a guy that i spent 3 full weekends with and a bunch of wednesdays with yet he still logs onto jdate. i think jdate is an actual addiction and a problem...stupid red blinking you have mail sign...HS!

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September 11, 2009 at 3:04 pm by girlwhohatesjdate in - 5) Playing The Game

Best way to play the game. When your girlfriend calls and asks to call out with you tell her you have plans to go to the games with your buddies. She will understand. Of course, you won't have real plans, so you call her back in twenty minutes saying you canceled the plans because you would rather be with her. YEA! HS!

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September 6, 2009 at 10:41 am by Anonymous in - 5) Playing The Game

I thought I was playing the game when on the second date I played it very cool and bearly interested. I played the game right out of a third date. HS!

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August 12, 2009 at 11:51 am by Anonymous in - 5) Playing The Game

I got a picture and number of a great looking girl and was happy to call. Phone call was okay, so we made a date to meet. When I picked her up she looked NOTHING like her picture. While we were talking she kept saying, "I'm surprised you called," I figured she had low ego. Turned out the phone number was wrong. Different girl, same first name. HS!

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August 10, 2009 at 9:29 am by Anonymous in - 5) Playing The Game

I always considered myself pretty smart with the ladies. I had it down to a science. I knew when to call, how long a date should be, the right things to say etc. Following my rules, I waited a week after our first date before I called her. When I called her mother answered & told me she was hit by a car four days ago and they were sitting Shiva. HS!

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August 3, 2009 at 9:53 am by Anonymous in - 5) Playing The Game

Get in with the girls friends. If they like you, she likes you.

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August 3, 2009 at 9:48 am by Anonymous in - 5) Playing The Game

I was flying in to meet a girl and warned her I wouldn't have time to eat breakfast. We agreed I would be fed after I got in. She picked me up but needed to make a quick stop. While she was out of the car, I noticed a box of cookies for me in the back seat. Yummy! She returned a minute later and shouted, THOSE WERE FOR MY GRANDFATHER'S SHIVA HOUSE!

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August 2, 2009 at 2:25 am by Anonymous in - 5) Playing The Game

Girls like flowers. If you like her, send flowers when she leaves town and have them arrive at the place she is staying. Friday afternoons are best since the people she is with will likely talk about how great you are all Shabbat long.

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July 26, 2009 at 10:49 pm by Anonymous in - 5) Playing The Game