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Me: long skirt, sleeves. Him: Black hat, beard. At dinner he tells me his former wife is a witch; she lives in Israel with all the kids. He has to get one of "them" back for a tax deduction. He takes me home. In the car in my driveway, he propositions me. I tell him, "G'bye. FOREVER." He smirks and says, "You have a lot to learn about halachah."

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August 7, 2009 at 12:47 am by bostonpatriot in - 2) Worst Date

Last year I was on a date with a girl I really liked. We were walking outside during a weird span of snow and ice. Her feet slipped out from under her, so I reached out to catch her. I only got her shirt, popping 4 buttons off of the front as she fell to the ground. Shadchan was told I was a pervert. Neither ever called again. HS!

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August 10, 2009 at 9:12 am by Anonymous in - 2) Worst Date

A man from shul insisted on setting me up with someone in his 40s. Being 28, I thought he was too old for me, but I agreed. When I opened the door, to my surprise stood a grandfather of 6 in his 60s. He walked in, closed the door and asked if he should lock it. He then informed me that he forgot his wallet. After buying him tea, he propositioned me. HS!

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September 23, 2009 at 2:48 pm by Anonymous in - 1) First Date

I once picked up a girl for a first date and went to the airport since it's a nice public place. After talking for about twenty minutes she got up and said needed to go. I stood up and started walking towards my car, she turned and started walking to the gate. When I glanced at her questioningly she said, "My friend told me you brought her here on a date last week. I just needed a lift, so I told the Shadchan yes." HS!

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July 26, 2009 at 8:30 pm by bens in - 1) First Date

On a recent date we had a fun discussion of childhood injuries. She talked about her broken ankle from gymnastics. I thought I was being manly by pointing out my quarter inch under chin scar from a rollerblading accident. Afterwards she told the shadchan it was over because she couldn't get past my "deformity."

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August 5, 2009 at 4:23 pm by Anonymous in - 7) What Not To Do